CHAR ESME | BEN MENDELEWICZ | LAUREN POOR
MRS GERTE DORCH SCORCH THE PORCH:
Hi, we have overstock and really no room left in our warehouse for all the garbage. Please take a look and open your heart to one of our residual keepsakes. They have a bit of a stench and though we try not to offend by spraying a freshening agent they may produce tears. (Can anything really regret to offend?) For all ages and walks of life, I cannot emphasize enough. Yes we do have a boombox so feel free to do a little dance on your way out. Select your own music. Thank you so very much.